CCST3K(Season Four)-#38 If You Only Knew

*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON FOUR)

EPISODE 37: IF ONLY YOU KNEW

(w/ short Teaching Aeris)

(An Angelic Layer MSTing and a Final Fantasy VII MSTing)

MSTed From the Desk of CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

“Card Captor Sakura” and “Angelic Layer” are trademarks of CLAMP and those who distribute the,.

“If You Only Knew” is the property of LRPLI (Little Rabbit) and “Teaching Aeris” is the property of Sirius Dogstar and they’re welcome to it.

I do not intend to offend them by making fun of their work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does.

Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)

(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)

It's the not-too-distant future,

Last Sunday BC

There was this girl named Sakura

Quite different from you or me

She captured Clow Cards with her friends

All seen through Tomoyo’s camera lens

They tried to save the human race,

But Eriol lost his patience

So he shot them into space!!!!

Sakura: (Hoeeee……)

Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Now what?)

We'll send them crappy fanfics

The worst we can find  (lalala)

They'll have to sit and read them all

And we'll monitor their minds  (lalala)

Now keep in mind they can't control

When the fanfics begin or end  (lalala)

Because, let’s face it, after all

Eriol’s not really their friend;

CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:

Meiling:

'HI-KEEBA!!’

Tomoyo:

'Oh-hohohohohohoho!!!'

Syaoran:

'I do NOT blush! (blushes)'

KEROOOOOOO!!!

'I am the guardian of the hell!!'

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe

And other science facts  (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself

*It's just a MiST*

You should really just relax

Sakura: (Did I mention Aeris is here?)

Aeris: (I’m just a materia girl and I’m living in a materia world!)

For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

THE THEATER OF LOVE

15:22 Hours

(Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Kero and Aeris enter the theater and take their usual seats as Kero floats overhead.)

Sakura: Why are we here again?

Kero: I found this thing on ff.net and I thought our guest should see it.

Aeris: Who? Me?

Kero: Yep.

Syaoran: Well, why did you drag the rest of us into this, plushie?

Tomoyo: Hey! It’s starting!

>Teaching Aeris

Aeris: Nani? Teaching me what?

Syaoran: If this is anything like “Teaching Mrs. Tingle”, we’re screwed.

>By Sirius Dogstar

Sakura: No Harry Potter jokes, please!

Tomoyo: Great. An astronomy buff. This should be fun.

>"You mean to tell me little miss innocent that you have never fucking cursed in your whole damn life?"

>Cid asked Aeris as he leaned against his Venus Gospel.

Syaoran: Fanfic written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.

> Aeris ran a finger through one of her amber locks, shaking her head.

Aeris:<cheery> Not a single &*%$ing time! And you should watch your %$#@ing mouth, Cid, before I wash it out with soap, you foul-mouthed @$$hole.

>"Can't say that I have," she said with a shrug.

Aeris: Well, except that time Zack and I… uh… Nevermind.

>"Not even when your mother died?"
>
>"Nope."

Tomoyo: Did you swear when Nadeshiko-san died, Sakura-chan?

Sakura: I doubt it. I was five.

>"What about when Tifa caught you putting her bra in the freezer?" he asked stifling a giggle. Tifa in a

>wet white shirt... now there had been a sight to see.

Kero: Yes. Yes, it would.

Sakura: Kero…

>"No."
>
>"Well crap Aeris!" he exclaimed shaking his head. "A person can't get through life this fucking day and age

>without a few damn swear words..."

Syaoran: Yeah. That “E” rating can be a death sentence on the older marker.

>"I have," she replied with a smile.

Aeris:<cheery> I find that I can get by with kindness, caring and HOT GOBS OF FLAMING DEATH! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>"Let me ask you this then... what are you going to say when we face Sephiroth? Gosh darn it?"

Aeris: No. I’d smile and then I’d skewer him with his own sword and barbecue him over and open flame… Hehehehehee…

Sakura: I think she’s losing it.

>She paused a moment to think of a reply, before conceding defeat.
>
>"All right Cid, you got me there," she admitted. "But what can we do about it?" Cid smiled deviously.

Tomoyo: Ewwww! Cid’s planning to seduce Aeris!

Aeris: Like hell he is.

>"Well... since the others are out hunting for a place to spend the damn night in this Hellhole, I have the time to teach you."
>
>"Teach me?" He nodded, taking a cigarette from his flight goggles and lighting it.

Syaoran: Oh, man…. I don’t even want to think of the double entendres associated with this scene.

>"You'll learn from the fucking master Aeris," he said proudly.

All: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Kero: Very… Bad… Mental Image…

>"So teach me old sensei," she giggled.

All: ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Sakura: No! NO! NOOOOO!!!

>"Old!" Cid yelled clenching his fist. "Why I oughtta..." He moved to wave a fist in the air, momentarily forgetting his

>prized spear. It dropped to the ground, and as he walked over to Aeris he accidentally stepped on it.

>The spear stood upright, its ornate end poked directly into his rear. Cid then proceeded to shout out a string

>of curse words that would make Satan proud.

Tomoyo: Ummm…. How does that work exactly?

Syaoran: Hey! I’m just glad the innuendo is over.

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sakura: Hey… Their camp has a seaside view!

>"There, all done," Aeris said as she finished healing Cid with a cure. "All better."

Aeris: Geez… Why am I always the one who has to use magic? This moron is so useless.

>"Not all fucking better!" he shouted. "Now I have a damn hole in my fucking pants and a shitty ego

>wound to boot." Aeris just shook her head, reaching into one of her pockets to pull out a threaded needle.

Tomoyo: From the creators of hammerspace! New needlespace!

>"I can fix that," she said softly. "Now just hold still..."

Kero: Why doesn’t he just take them off?

Sakura: Don’t go there.

>"Why the Hell do you carry that on you Aeris?" Cid asked.

Aeris: Fanboys keep trying to tear off my clothes. But I’m used to it now.

>"In case I loose my materia," she replied.

Aeris: Is this author implying I’m loose?

Tomoyo: No. But he is revealing that he can’t spell.

>"Now I am curious Cid but... how did you learn how to curse?" Cid blushed a bit, settling in to try and

>make himself comfortable.

Syaoran: Which is quite a trick with someone stitching the seat of the pants that you’re still wearing.

>"Well Aeris... believe it or not I was once like you. Let me tell you... it made my life a living Hell. I was the

>laughing stock. Tough guy Cid who never curses... but I showed them!

Kero:<Cid> I achieved fame by becoming one of Final Fantasy’s long line of Cids!

Sakura:<Aeris> I appeared in “Final Fantasy Tactics” and “Kingdom Hearts”. What have you done lately?

Kero:<Cid> I talked Square into making me the star of a sequel to “Energeiz”.

Aeris: Dear God! NOOOOOOOO!!

>They all pushed me too damn far... and once I started I never stopped!" To emphasize his point he started

>to get up and wave a fist... but stopped as he felt the needle stick into him.

Tomoyo: He then dropped dead as it was a needle full off curare.

>"I told you not to move!" Aeris said. Cid proceeded to curse so long and hard that it would make a sailor blush...

Sakura:<Sailor Moon> Oh my! <blushes>

Kero: Cute…

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Syaoran: Meanwhile on the ocean, Martin Balsam tries to talk it out with Joe Don Baker.

Kero:<Martin Balsam> That’s the last time I hire Merlin Olsen to be my butler.

>"There, I'm finished," Aeris said tucking away her supplies.

Tomoyo: Little did Cid know that Aeris had embroidered “Kick Me” on his pants.

>"It's about damn time!" Cid muttered, rubbing his aching behind as he sat up. "My ass was getting numb!" Aeris giggled again, causing Cid to roll his blue eyes.

Sakura:<Aeris> Tee-hee! He said “ass”!

>"Honestly Aeris... you can't be such a schoolgirl!

Kero: Sayyyyy…

Sakura: Kero…

Aeris: Hey! Tifa’s the panty shot girl, not me.

>Nobody is that damn wholesome!" Aeris just winked at Cid, causing him to raise a brow. What was she hiding?"

Syaoran: That she’s secretly auditioning for “Dead or Alive 4”?

Aeris: Hey! How did *you* find out?

>"Wouldn't you like to know?" she asked.

Tomoyo: No more innuendo… Please…

Aeris: Hey! I don’t let just anyone tend my garden!

>Cid sighed, picking up his Venus Gospel. He proceeded to cleaning off the grass smudges, making the spear shine.

Kero: Grass smudges? Boy… Cid’s a real fighter, huh?

Syaoran:<Cid> Damn grass stains… Get me some Tide!

>"Sometimes I wonder about you kid," he muttered.
>
>"Some things are better left a mystery," she said. "Besides... the others are coming!"

All: THE OTHERS ARE COMING! THE OTHERS ARE COMING!

Kero: Quick! Call Nicole Kidman!

>"Where?" Cid asked. "Damn it I don't see them Aeris!" It was about then that he heard the sound of a sleepel spell. He turned around to find Aeris summoning the >magic, and it was the last thing he saw before drifting off to sleep.

All: SLEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kero:<announcer> And we’re back with more Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Looks like it’s Ayane’s serve…

Sakura: Kero…

>About an hour later, the rest of the party really returned. "Cid! Aeris!"

Syaoran: Miaka!

Sakura: Tamahome!

Kero: Miyuki!

Tomoyo: Natsumi!

Aeris: Chief!

All: McCloud!!

>Cloud shouted waving his hands around like an idiot.

Aeris: Now that’s not nice.

Tomoyo:<Tifa> I don’t know him.

>"We're back!" Cid just met them with arms folded, a cigarette dangling and blue eyes glaring. Wasn't it obvious they were back now?

Syaoran: Cloud Strife: Final Fantasy’s answer to Deanna Troi.

Kero: Well, he’s got the “state the obvious” half down.

>"It's about fucking time," Cid replied with a snort. "I'm getting sick of that damn pansy ass." With that said, Cid crushed the cigarette in a brown glove and then >pulled another from the goggles and proceeded to smoke it.

Sakura:<Tifa> Shouldn’t you light it first?

Aeris:<Cid> Don’t tell me how to smoke!

>Cid couldn't help but smile as he noticed Tifa trying without success to hold her laughter at the comment.

Kero:<Tifa> Tee-hee! He dissed Aeris!

Syaoran: Hey… Didn’t he just fall flat on his face for an impromptu snooze a minute ago?

Tomoyo: Uh-oh… I smell a cheap punchline coming.

>"Be nice you two," Cloud said shaking his head. "Where is Aeris anyways?"

Syaoran:<Cloud, whiny> Stop picking on me! I’ll teeeeeelllllll!

>"Sleeping," Cid replied with a shrug. "What do you expect from a fucking sissy?" Cid pointed them towards a treestump, where Aeris was sprawled out.

Sakura: Okay… Now we *definitely* have a set-up here.

Kero: We’ve figured it out. How about you folks at home?

>"She's so cute when she sleeps..." Cloud commented with a smile on his face as he advanced towards Aeris.

Syaoran: They all are. It’s in the anime/videogame heroine contract.

>"What are you plotting Cloud?" Cait Sith asked. Cloud just winked back at them, and it took both Barret and Cait Sith to hold a very jealous Tifa back.

Kero:<Tifa> Hey! Aeris is MINE dammit!!

Sakura: Kero…

>Meanwhile, Cloud bent on one knee to where he was at face level with Aeris. He pressed his lips against Aeris's own affectionately when...
>
>"Holy..." Aeris started to shout but Cloud covered the mouth.

Aeris: Oops! I just set off my White Materia.

Tomoyo: Cloud and the others were vaporized by blinding light quickly and painlessly

>"Say no more Aeris!" he said. "I love you!" He bent down and kissed Aeris again, while Cid just laughed and laughed.
>
>"I will kill her!" Tifa yelled as she broke away from her captors. With a well placed punch at a certain spot she knocked Cloud out.

Sakura: Yup… Ol’ Tifa just gave him a sock to the family jewels.

Syaoran: It’s just not comedy without it.

Kero:<Tifa> I told you! Aeris IS MINE!!

>"Cloud!" Cid yelled jumping to the boy's aid. Meanwhile, Tifa moved to punch Aeris. Aeris however was quick. Grabbing Cid's Venus Gospel Aeris expertly >knocked Tifa out with a blow to the head.

Tomoyo:<sarcastic> Well, I sure have faith in *this* group of heroes.

Aeris: Hey!

Sakura: All we need is someone slamming a folding chair over someone’s head and we have a pro-wrestling match.

>"A spear is a man's best friend," Aeris said, drawing some very weird looks.

Kero: Yeah. It’s ideal for when you want to beat up women and children, huh, Cid?

Syaoran: We’re just not playing along with this crappy joke, are we?

>"A man? But aren't you a woman Aeris?" Red asked raising a brow.

Sakura: Oh my GOD!

Kero: Aeris is really… AOI FUTABA!!

Aeris: Oh brother…

>Aeris looked down at the pink dress, green eyes opened wide. Aeris looked over at Cid, who only smirked.

Aeris: I only hope he’s not wearing my underwear.

Kero:<Cid> Ooh… Silky soft.

Syaoran: Ughhh…

>"Wait, wait, wait! You're Cid!" Cloud said as the lightbulb went off in his brain.

Tomoyo: All five watts worth.

Sakura: Ouch!

>Aeris nodded, and with a tug at the brown wig revealed Cid hair. "And you are Aeris?" he asked, pointing to the other. Aeris nodded, pulling off the flight jacket >to reveal healthy boobs.

Syaoran: As opposed to unhealthy ones?

Sakura: Okay, folks, anyone who believes Cid could be disguised as Aeris and vice versa, raise your hands.

<Silence.>

Sakura: Yeah. I thought so.

Aeris: I have to confess, the idea is kind of an insult to me.

>"Damn straight!" she replied taking another puff of the cigarette. "It's amazing what kind of costumes one picks up in the slums..."

Tomoyo: Aeris has been plundering the wardrobe from the Honey Bee Inn, I see.

Kero:<Aeris> Now I’ll put on my naughty French maid outfit.

Sakura: Kero…

Aeris: Nah, I only wear that one on Thursdays.

>"Now this is fun!" Cait said with a smile as Cid faced Aeris. Everyone expected Cid to curse... but instead he just laughed.

Syaoran:<Cid> Ha, ha! I was knocked out and dressed as a woman! It’s FUNNY!

>"I taught you well!" he said patting her on the back. Cait Sith meanwhile took a camera from the mog and snapped a photo.
>
>"This should prove useful," he whispered to himself.

Sakura: He was planning on giving a copy to everyone in RocketTown.

>Meanwhile, Cloud had already woken up and was busy washing his mouth out at the nearby stream. But his cries could be heard miles away...
>
>"YUCK! I KISSED A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tomoyo:<sarcastic> Gee… You’d think he’d never done that before.

Kero: We all know about your little trysts with Sephiroth and Zack, Cloud.

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“Next time you get a bright idea, plushie,” Syaoran muttered as they exited the theater. “Keep it to yourself, okay.”

“I admit I probably should have read the fic first,” said Kero.

“Probably?” Tomoyo countered.

Just then, a light flashed on the control console. “Uh-oh...” said Sakura. “Dr. Wily is calling.” She walked over and gave the button a smack.

DEEP 13

Dr. Eriol Hiiragazawa smirked. He was, as always, flanked by his assistants TV’s Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun. “Now, now, Cerberus,” he said smugly. “Giving the lot of you crappy reading is my job.”

Ruby Moon handed him a file. “But since you seem so starved for reading, here’s a little item for you. It’s called ‘If You Only Knew’ and it’s an Angelic Layer WAFF fic. Love it or shove it.”

“Read it and weep!” Spinel Sun added.

“And bite down hard!” Ruby Moon finished as she fed the fanfic into the computer.

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“Have they been taking a capella lessons?” Aeris asked.

Suddenly, alarms and sirens rang out.

“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out.

(Door 6: It’s a giant Clow card. Sakura changes it into a Sakura card and it disappears.)

(Door 5: It’s a labyrinth. You smash through it with Kaho’s bell.)

(Door 4: It’s a waterfall. You freeze it and smash through.)

(Door 3: It’s a giant box of living plushies. It tips over and the plushies run off giggling.)

(Door 2: It’s a Venetian blind. You spend five minutes trying to get it to roll up before cutting through it with scissors.)

(Door 1: It’s made of concrete. The plushies come back with construction equipment and reduce it to dust.)

(Door .7: The camera pans downward to a teleporter pad. You step onto it and are suddenly surrounded by bright light.)

Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Aeris are teleported directly into their seats while Kero-Chan floats overhead.

>If You Only Knew

Tomoyo:<singing> If you only knew… How I feel about you…

Sakura: I don’t think that’s a real song, Tomoyo-chan,

Syaoran:<singing> I’m falling even more in love with you. Letting go of all I’ve held on to. I’m hanging on until you make me move. I’m hanging by a moment here with you.

Aeris: Pretty good.

>By the LRPLI (Little Rabbit)

Kero:<author> I’m just a fuzzy little Usagi.

Sakura: Kero…

Tomoyo: So what do those random letters stand for then?

>Angelic Layer-Romance
>Disclaimer: I own Angelic Layer.

Sakura: Oh, well… HUH?!

Aeris: This is a twist.

>And I own Card Captor Sakura and Magic Knight Rayearth and Digimon and Pokemon.

Syaoran: We’re under new management? Call my lawyer!

Kero: Digimon and Pokemon she can have. The rest we want back.

Tomoyo:<Mokona Apapa> Damn straight!

>And if you believed that, you need Charter. Fast.

Aeris: Charter what? Bus? Flight? Help us out here, author.

>This is a Misaki/Kotaro fic, and don't shoot me! R+R

Sakura: Why do authors always assume the readership is armed and dangerous?

Syaoran: Maybe a lot of them are from Detroit or something.

Kero: Who’s this “Kotoro” guy?

Aeris: I think she means “Kotaru”.

Tomoyo:<singing>…singular sensation!

>Click.

Kero: Damn cable… <click, click> Six hundred channels and nothing but crap. <click, click>

Sakura:<television> Welcome to the Tom Green channel!

All: ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!

>Misaki slowly opened the door to her apartment.

Sakura: Apartment? Did Misaki move out on her own?

Aeris:<Misaki> Wow! Neat digs! And I’m living right next to that cute guy from Hong Kong! I wonder if he’s doing anything tonight.

Sakura:<glowering at Aeris> Don’t even joke about that.

Syaoran: Hoe?!

>Closing the door behind her, she smiled. She had a lot to do that night. Apart from making dinner for her aunt,

>she had to catch the news, where her latest Angelic Layer battle was being featured.

Tomoyo:<Misaki> Gee… I wonder how I did today. I wish I’d been paying attention.

Kero: Must be another slow news day.

Sakura: I think Misaki should be more concerned that Aunt Shouko has apparently lost the *house* she lives in.

>Smiling, Misaki walked into her room.

Syaoran: She seems to be smiling a lot in this fic.

Aeris: Misaki Suzuhara *IS* Nuku Nuku!

>Her angel, Hikaru, was seated on her desk. Hey, Hikaru, Misaki thought to herself as she picked the angel up

>and went into the kitchen to prepare dinner. Now, what should I make…

Sakura:<Misaki> I know! I’ll make boiled Hikaru!

Kero:<Misaki> With fava beans and a nice chianti!

>Ring, ring, ring…ring, ring, ring…

Syaoran: Wow! Great sound effects here!

Tomoyo: Sound effects courtesy “The Next Generation”! Ask for them with shame!

>The telephone startled Misaki. She dropped the spoon she had been handling and went to go pick up the cordless.

Aeris: Spoon? What spoon? She was in her room with Hikaru.

Kero: The author should really start announcing these jump cuts.

>“Hello?” Probably some telemarketer…she thought.

Kero:<ominous> Hello… Sidney… Remember me?

>“Misaki?”
>It was Kotaro. Misaki blushed at hearing his voice.

Sakura: Misaki blushed profusely.

Syaoran:<Kotaru> Misaki, when I say you’re kawaii, it means from the inside out. No matter what you wear.

>“Oh, Kotaro, hi,” she said nervously. Misaki could now imagine Kotaro in her mind, the cute dark-blue hair,

>his gray eyes overpowering her, and that cute smile.

Tomoyo: The way he flails and struggles to escape Tamayo’s headlocks.

>But most importantly, he was Misaki’s friend. If we could only be more than friends, Misaki thought to herself

>as she continued to make her dinner and talk on the phone at the same. “So, what are you doing?”
>“Not much.”

Aeris:<Misaki> Why are you calling?

Kero:<Kotaru> Don’t know.

>Ask me over, ask me over…In your dreams, Misaki! “I’m just making dinner. Being lonely, too, that is, if

>Hikaru doesn’t count as company.”

Sakura:<Misaki> And quite frankly she’s not much of a conversationalist.

>“I can come over.”
>Hai, hai, hai! “That’s okay…”

Tomoyo: This whole interior monologue shtick is starting to feel a lot like “Caught In The Act”.

Kero:<hormones> Oh, Misaaaaaaakiiiiiii!

>Suddenly, the doorbell rang. “Hang on, Kotaro,” Misaki said as she put the phone down and opened the door.

>Standing in front of her, holding a cell phone, was Kotaro.

All:<muted trumpet imitation> Wah-wah-wah-waaaahhhhhhh!

>Misaki blushed and smiled weakly. “What are you-“

Aeris:<Misaki> …some kind of pathetic loser?

>“Forget it. There’s something I have to tell you.”
>Misaki felt floaty. It was finally happening. The day she was waiting for. She sighed happily as she thought to

>herself. Kami-sama, this is all a dream…That’s it, it has to be a dream. Kotaro’s going out with Tamayo. He can’t

>go out with two people at the same time, can he?

Syaoran: I don’t even remember him ever being on a date with Tamayo.

>Still feeling floaty, Misaki tipped forward as she fainted onto the rug.

Sakura: THUMP!

Syaoran:<Kotaru> Ummmm… Was it something I said?

>“Misaki…Misaki, wake up! Are you okay?”

Tomoyo:<Misaki> Sorry… Just having a Mutsumi Otohime moment there.

>Misaki slowly came to. “Where…am I?”

Aeris:<Misaki> Tamahome… Hotohori… Where did you go?

>She sat up a little bit, she was still weak. She found herself laying on Kotaro’s lap, on her sofa.

Kero: Whoa! Hello!

>Kotaro had his left arm under Misaki’s head, and his right arm was on her chest.

Tomoyo: Yikes! Hey! Kotaru! Hands off!

>“I thought you’d never wake up. Are you okay?”

Aeris:<Misaki> I will be when you stop groping my chest, perv boy!

>Sitting up completely, and getting off Kotaro,

Kero: Uh… No comment.

>Misaki coughed uneasily. “Yeah, I think I’m fine.”

Syaoran:<George Carlin> FINE?! No one is FINE! Hair is fine! How’s your hair? FINE!

>“What do you mean?”

Sakura: What? Is “I think I’m fine” so hard to understand?

>“Forget it. What did you have to tell me?”
>Kotaro stared at Misaki for a couple of minutes.

Tomoyo: Whoa! Déjà vu!

Syaoran: Nani…?

Tomoyo: I think you know what I mean, Li-kun.

Sakura: Wait a sec… I thought Kotaru had something to say to Misaki.

>Misaki smiled, somehow knowing exactly what was going on in his mind right now. I love you…No, I can’t say that…

>But I have to, that’s what I came to say…Stop imagining things, Misaki!

Aeris: Are these Kotaru’s thoughts or Misaki’s? I’m lost here.

Kero: Lovely… Another random stream of consciousness… It’s starting out a *lot* like “Caught In The Act”.

>Misaki shook her head as she cleared the idea from her mind. "Oh, nothing. What are you doing here?"
>"I just thought I'd stop by, that's all. You called me while I was in, so..."

Syaoran: I thought Kotaru called Misaki.

Kero: Wait! Who’s talking right now?

Sakura: Oh lovely… Not *this*again!

Tomoyo:<Washu> Oops… Where are we now?

Aeris: I won’t ask.

>Even though she couldn't see her face, Misaki knew how much she was blushing. "Yeah, that's nice...I was just

>dinnering make, I mean making dinner..."

Tomoyo:<Misaki> I mean, nakeding you picture… Oops…

Sakura: Tomoyo-chan…

Kero: This seems familiar…<casts a glance at Syaoran>

Syaoran: Oh, shut up…

>Suddenly Kotaro flew off the couch and towards the door. "Aw, shoot! I just remembered something..."

Kero:<Kotaru> I left the iron on at home!

>Misaki turned towards Kotaro. "What?"
>"Oh, I had a date with Tamayo at the movies, and I completely forgot! She's going to hate me for this..."

Syaoran:<Kotaru> She’s going to beat me like a drum for this one.

>"That's okay. You go on your date. See you later, Kotaro."
>After Kotaro had left, Misaki went back to her preperations for dinner. Then, she stopped.

Sakura:<Misaki> Wait… What was I making for dinner again?

>Why have dinner here when I can have dinner at the movie theater...she thought.

Tomoyo: Sure! It’ll probably only take, what? Four years off your life?

Aeris: Six if she gets that phony butter topping on the popcorn.

>I'll get to Kotaro...if I have to spy on him to do it!

Sakura: Misaki Suzuhara in the latest thriller by Robert Ludlum, even though he died some time ago! “The Suzuhara Ultimatum”!

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>Pretty cool for a first chapter, huh? What else should I include? R+R please!~

Kero:<Saturn Angels> Hey! That’s my shtick!

Sakura:<winged angel> Get in line!

>If You Only Knew-Chapter 2

Tomoyo: Hey! It rhymes!

>Wow, I was kinda surprised by everyone liking the first chapter.

Syaoran: Not as surprised as the rest of us, I can assure you.

>I know, I've got some things to change, but it's okay, really. I was originally writing that fic for Tasuko Anime, and it just ended up on FF.net,

>so hence the bad formatting and everything. Plus, no disclaimer. No traditional LRPLI disclaimer. What gives.

Sakura:<author> That’s it! I’m suing the moron responsible for this!

Aeris: That would be *you*.

Sakura:<author> In that case… never mind.

>Anyway, I can't sit on my butt for much longer now, can I?

Tomoyo: Well, no need to get up on our accounts.

>Disclaimer: I own Angelic Layer. And I own Card Captor Sakura and Magic Knight Rayearth and Chobits and Digimon and Pokemon. And if you believed any >of that, you need Charter. BAD!!! The only thing I own on FF.net is Tenshi Mika-Robotic Kitten Mao, and that was based off a dream! (Actually, several LOL)

Syaoran: What have you been eating before bed?

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Kero: Tear along dotted line to release plot.

>It was raining by the time Misaki got dressed for the movies. She was wearing a white T-shirt with a black kitten on it and a blue skirt. She slipped on her sandals >and brushed her hair. Grabbing her purse, she wrote a quick note to her aunt.

Sakura: Dear Shouko, We are pleased to inform you that you have been selected to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Syaoran: Dear Shouko, The other day I decided not to throw away what I thought was another “junk” e-mail…

>I'm at the movies, I'll be back at 10. I'll get dinner there.
>Misakichi

Aeris: P.S. I had to take your credit cards. Don’t wait up.

>Misaki grabbed an umbrella and prepared to fear for the worst.

Tomoyo: Tom Green’s new movie was in town.

>Fifteen minutes later, Misaki was at the movie theater.

Kero:<Gary Shandling> Okay. Fifteen minutes just past.

>she wondered.

Sakura: Wondered what?

>Looking up at the marquee, she saw two shows, a kid cartoon show and a romantic comedy. she knew immediately.

Tomoyo: Uh… Knew what?

Syaoran: Care to finish that thought, fanfic?

>Misaki quickly bought a ticket and raced inside.

Aeris: And coming around the final turn it’s Misaki in the lead!

>The show started in five minutes. Misaki grabbed a hot dog, popcorn, a large Moutain Dew Code Red (yes, Code Red)

Syaoran: God alone knows why.

Kero: First Crystal Pepsi, now this.

>and a bag of Skittles.

Sakura: What? No Pocky? Nothing even *remotely* Japanese?

>The popcorn, hot dog and Code Red were for her, the Skittles for throwing at Kotaro. Misaki thought to herself.

Tomoyo: As opposed to thinking to someone else?

Syaoran: So she’s basically going to the movie to be the prime example of an obnoxious moviegoer?

Aeris: Sheesh… Why doesn’t she bring a camcorder with her too?

>Misaki entered the theater just as the previews were starting. She took up two seats in the back after she put her popcorn and assorted

>other junk down. Pulling out the Skittles, she sipped her drink as she watched the previews.

Syaoran:<movie trailer guy> In a world where people get paid lots of money to say “In a world where” over and over again.

Tomoyo: Whatever you say, Seinfeld.

>Misaki thought.

Kero: INTENSE… THINKING… ACTION!!

>Looking down at the seats, Misaki could make out two shapes in the front row. Misaki thought. She sipped her drink again as she sat

>back to relax and watch the movie.

Sakura: It’s Misaki Science Theater 3000!

>"But, Takake, I don't want to leave! I love you! I'm not leaving for Tokyo in the morning!"

Tomoyo:<actor> It was leveled to the ground during filming of Clamp’s new series.

Aeris:<actor> They left Tokyo Tower standing ‘cause they need it for the sequel.

>"Himeko, you have to! Your job depends on it, your job has to come first..."
>"I don't care about that, Takake-san, I wish to stay with you and only you...no matter what..."
>"Please, Himeko, no matter what happens, I'll always be with you..."
>(French kissing)

>Misaki smiled as she wiped a tear from her eye. she thought.

Syaoran: Thought WHAT?! Geez, fanfic! Pull yourself together!

>Then, remembering the real reason she was here, she pulled out a Skittle and threw it downward. It apparently struck Tamayo in the head.

Kero: Or it could have been an innocent bystander. Who knows?

Tomoyo: Tamayo’s going to do some serious damage to someone for this.

>Misaki looked upward at the movie and ate her hot dog, pretending to be interesting in how to French kiss.

Aeris: But she had learned all about that years ago.

Sakura: Aeris…

>Then, she threw three Skittles at the pair. A series of "ows" was heard. Luckily, Misaki struck her target each time. Eating a Skittle,

>she decided she would wait a couple more minutes before she threw more killer Skittles. she thought.

Syaoran: Grrrrr…

Sakura: Easy, Syaoran-kun…

>"Himeko, I'm in love with you. I don't care if it's only been two weeks, but I'm so in love with you..."
>"Please, Koji, you don't understand..."

Tomoyo: Koji? I thought it was Tatake.

>"Yes, I do. Onegai, Himeko-chi, be with me forever..."
>"I can't...I'm with somebody else, you idiot! Baka!"

Sakura: You called him an idiot twice?

Tomoyo: She’s speaking two languages at once, I see.

>"Please, Himeko, give me another chance!"
>
>Misaki suddenly realized she was in this exact position. Kotaro was in love with somebody else, she was the idiot. The baka.

Syaoran: Yes, yes. We’re all very impressed by your fandom Japanese.

>A tear rolled down her cheek as she sighed. It was hopeless. She crumpled up the rest of the Skittles and threw them at Kotaro and Misaki.

>Leaving everything at her seat, she grabbed her purse and headed for the exit.

Kero:<Misaki> I never liked Meg Ryan movies anyway.

>Kotaro was really getting interested in the movie. That is, until the bag of Skittles hit him. He looked back at the exit and could see a girl heading out.

>The haircut looked really familiar.

Syaoran:<Kotaru> Hey! Tamayo! Look! It’s Robin Sena!

Sakura:<Tamayo> Are you sure?

Kero: FWOOM!

Aeris:<theater patron> AIIIIIEEEE!

Syaoran:<Kotaru> Yep.

Tomoyo: The “Witch Hunter Robin” sketch, ladies and gentlemen!

>Kotaro thought to himself. "Tamayo, I, um, have to use the restroom. Just sit here for a moment, okay?"

Aeris: Well, I’m sure everyone in the theater enjoyed hearing all about that.

>Tamayo was paying too much attention to the movie, she didn't even notice Kotaro had asked her a question. Kotaro slowly got up and headed for the exit.

Syaoran:<Kotaru> Geez… When am *I* going to get to pick the movie.

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>And that's it for today! (smiles)

Sakura: And the peasants rejoiced!

All: Yay…

>I'm glad I got this done, I've also got ideas for the last chapter. That's right, the last chapter (waaah) but I've got to work on my other stories too.

>Don't worry, the next chapter will be up...soon. Until then, Robokitten awaits. (LOL) R+R onegai!
>LR

>Little Rabbit Power & Light International Presents

Aeris: That’s George Lucas’ company, right?

>"If You Only Knew" Part 3

>Author Note: Yes, this is the last chappy. (I know it’s really bad, but don’t yell at me anymore, it’s getting finished.) I know some things are a bit OOC but this is >my first Angelic Layer fanfiction…to make that my second ever fanfiction on FF.net…so you see how impaired I am. (waaah)

Kero: Well, admitting you have a problem is the first step.

>But! This is the last chappy (yay) so I could get started on another Angelic Layer fanfic! And this time, it’s me and my characters, so no OOC! (*dumps bucket of >confetti on the computer*)

Sakura: Little Rabbit *IS* Rip Taylor!

>Disclaimer: I own Angelic Layer. And I own Digimon and Pokemon and Card Captor Sakura and Magic Knight Rayearth. And if you believed any of that, you >need Charter. BAD.

Tomoyo: Look, it didn’t make sense the first two times.

>Misaki ran out of the theatre, tears streaming from her face. She opened up her umbrella and ran towards the park, hoping that a park bench would offer her some >comfort.

Syaoran: How a park bench could do that, who knows?

Sakura: Is it raining? Why did Misaki use her umbrella?

>Once she got to the park, Misaki looked down at the ground and sat down at a park bench.

Aeris:<Misaki> Oh, dear sweet park bench! Only you truly understand me.

>What am I doing here? She thought to herself. This isn’t like me at all. I may have a crush on Kotaro-chan, but I’d never spy on him on a date! And with >Tamayo-chan, too. Did it have to be…? Well, now I know. I can never be with Kotaro, because he’s happy with Tamayo…

Tomoyo: “Happy” is a relative term in this case.

Syaoran: She’s been acting fairly Tamayo-ish herself tonight.

>Tears kept streaming down Misaki’s face as she held her umbrella tight. The rain was soaking into her shoes, and making her feet all muggy. "Kotaro-chan…" she >muttered, but she knew it didn’t matter now. Just like in the movie, Kotaro was gone.

Sakura:<Misaki> I loved him, so I let him go.

Syaoran: When did the rain start anyway? I don’t remember the fic mentioning it before.

Tomoyo: It’s mood weather, Li-kun.

Syaoran: Oh.

>Misaki brushed aside a tear on her cheek. She had to go home now, or else Shoko would get after her. She stood up from the park bench and headed towards >home.

Kero:<Misaki> Now did Aunt Shouko live in a house or an apartment. I forget.

>Meanwhile, Kotaro was outside the theatre as well, looking for Misaki. "Suzuhara! Where are you?" he called out. He looked left of the marquee, and right of the >marquee, but to no avail.

Aeris: Well *that* was a thorough search.

>Kotaro sighed. "Misakichi…" he sighed.

Kero: Uh… Isn’t that what *Tamayo* calls her?

Tomoyo: Oooh… Sorry, fanfic. Bad characterization again. Looks like we’ll have to take off twenty points for that.

>His sigh was cut short when Tamayo strangled him around the neck. "I thought you were going to the bathroom!" she yelled in his ear.

Sakura:<Tamayo> Here’s a trick I learned from Chiharu Mihara!

>Kotaro was able to break free from Tamayo’s grasp-what a miracle.

Kero: Oh, that’s the movie with Kurt Russell and the hockey team, right?

>"Tamayo-chan," he said. "That’s enough…"

Aeris: Starring Jennifer Lopez in a role that will make you retch!

>"But you said you were going to be in the bathroom, and I went in there and you weren’t in there!"

>Kotaro sweatdropped. "You went into the boy’s restroom???"

Sakura:<Tamayo> Surprise! I’m really Aoi Futaba!

Syaoran:<Kotaru> AIIIIEEEEEEE!!

>"Yeah, and all the hentai in there were telling me to get out, but I just wanted to find you. Perverts…They kicked me out of the theatre after that. That’s when I >came out here and you were standing there."

Tomoyo: Actually, this sounds like something Tamayo might actually do.

>Kotaro sighed. "Well, the movie’s done. Do you want me to walk you home?"

Sakura:<Tamayo, seductive> Your house or mine?

>Tamayo smiled as she sighed and leaned against Kotaro, with a sigh that sounded dramatic. "Sure, my darling…"

Kero: “My darling”?!

Sakura: Either Tamayo’s making a joke based on the movie, or she just switched personalities with Lum.

Kero: “MY DARLING”?!!

Tomoyo: Still… It does seem pretty OOC for Tamayo

Kero: “MY DARLING”?!?!?!? ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!

Kero: Ooohhh… I gotta stop doing that….

>Kotaro smiled slightly as the two started to walk home. Jeez, sometimes she can be a little high-maintenance, he thought to himself.

Syaoran: A *little* high maintenance?!

>Misaki was back at home, ready to go to sleep after all that had happened. I still can’t believe I did that, after all that. But still…I can’t help but hope…

Aeris: Angelic Layer Episode IV: A New Hope.

>Misaki yawned again as she went into a deep sleep.

Tomoyo: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!

Kero: Yup. Right there in the middle of the living room.

>The next morning, Misaki woke up to the sound of birds outside her window.

Sakura: It wasn’t real birds, it was just a recording.

>She yawned, stretched, and wiped the sleep from her eyes. Getting out of bed, she slipped on her robe and a pair of slippers. She walked into the kitchen and >started to make breakfast. Flip, flip, flip…I’m still tired after all that happened last night, she thought.

Tomoyo: Uhhh… Is she doing gymnastics or something? I don’t get it.

>It was Saturday; there was no school. (A/N: At least here in America…)

Syaoran: Of course, this is *Japan* so Misaki would be in deep trouble for skipping class.

>Misaki decided to watch the television while eating her pancakes; her aunt Shoko was already at work. Turning on the television, Misaki dug into the pancakes.

Aeris: So she’s eating pancakes? Is that what your saying?

Sakura: So no school but everyone works on Saturday. How does that work?

>"Ring, ring, ring!" The telephone rang off its hook again.

Kero: And clattered to the floor.

Tomoyo:<Misaki> I need to get that fixed.

>Misaki looked at the telephone suspiciously, wondering who it might be. She turned off the television and, instead of heading for the telephone, headed for the >door.

Sakura:<Misaki> That’s it! I’m getting out of this fanfic!

>Sure enough, Kotaro Kobayashi was standing there. "What??? Can’t you see I’m eating pancakes here?" she said in a grumpy voice.

Syaoran: We’ve secretly replaced Misaki with Kero, let’s watch.

Kero Hey!

>Kotaro sighed. "Suzuhara, I wanted to apologize for last night."

Syaoran:<Kotaru> I’m really sorry I didn’t let your attempts to ruin my date succeed.

>"What? You didn’t do anything wrong. I was the one throwing Skittles at you."

Syaoran:<Kotaru> I know. But I’m a subservient doormat from years of being on Tamayo’s leash.

>"No, I don’t mean for the theatre. I mean, I never told you what I was going to tell you."

Kero:<Kotaru> Misaki… I’m pregnant.

Sakura: Kero…

>Misaki stopped short. She was heading for her room, but Kotaro had stopped her short with his words. She turned around sharply as Kotaro approached her. >"What?" she asked again.

Tomoyo:<Misaki> Speak up! I can’t hear you!

>(A/N: Warning! Fluff content increasing!)

Kero:<Scotty> I cannae control it, Captain! She’s going ter blow!

>Kotaro smiled. "Well, Misakichi, I don’t know how to say this, but…"

Syaoran:<Kotaru> …Tamayo and I switched brains and now I talk like her.

>Misaki suddenly snapped. "Just keep Tamayo, okay!?!" she yelled as she slammed the door to her room and locked it.

Aeris: Take my Tamayo! Please!

>Kotaro sighed again. "Misakichi, I love you," he whispered quietly to himself. "If you only knew…"

Sakura: And we have title!

All:<monotone> Yay…

>Misaki sat down, looking downcast. Why did I just do that? She asked herself as she slipped out of her robe and pajamas into a black T-shirt and a pair of >khaki capris.

Tomoyo: This fanfic sponsored by The Gap.

>Shaking her head, she looked at herself in the mirror. Why don’t I feel like myself? She asked the mirror.

Kero:<mirror> ‘Cause your OOC and stuck in a cheesy fanfic?

>Suddenly, the answer came back mysteriously: Because you’re in love with him.

Syaoran:<voice> And watch out for snakes!

>Misaki smiled. Now she knew what she must do. She raced out of her room. "Kotaro-kun!" she yelled, hoping Kotaro hadn’t left yet.

Aeris:<Tamayo> It’s never Kotaru-kun, always Kotaru-chan!

>He hadn’t. He was waiting on the couch, patiently for her. Smiling, Misaki took a seat next to him. "You changed," Kotaro said as he noticed Misaki’s clothes >change.

Kero: Right there in front of him?!

Sakura:<Misaki> Misaki FLASH!

>Misaki blushed slightly. "Um, yeah…Look, Kotaro-kun, I’m sorry for throwing Skittles at you and Tamayo last night."

Tomoyo:<Misaki> They would’ve been Glosettes, but have you seen the price of those lately?

>"It’s okay. She was so busy looking for me that she went into the guy’s restroom…when I was trying to find you. I’m so sorry, Misakichi," Kotaro said, blushing.

Syaoran:<Asuka Langley Sohryu> WOULD YOU QUIT APOLOGIZING ALREADY?!

>Smiling happily, Misaki scooted closer to Kotaro. "Hai, and I’m sorry I left so quickly…"

Syaoran:<Asuka Langley Sohryu> ARGHHHHHHHHH!!

>The two stared at each other for a moment, somehow knowing what was in each other’s eyes. Then, Misaki decided now was the time. "Kotaro-kun…"

Aeris:<Misaki> There’s something in your eye and I know what it is!

Kero: Eye boogers?

>"What is it, Misaki?"

>"I…"

>"I love you, too."

Tomoyo:<sarcastic> How touching…

Sakura: What is this? A Mike Rhea Fic?

Aeris:<Misaki> And I’m perfectly willing to overlook the fact that you’re a two-timer!

>Pulling her into a tight embrace, Kotaro kissed Misaki lightly on the lips.

>And that’s it. (*throws confetti**) But if you want to see more or a sequel, just review. I know, it’s not the best thing, but maybe I’ll do better in the future…

Kero:<muttering> Well, she can’t get worse.

>This story was brought to you by Colorific © Smelly Erasers! Buy them in Blueberry and Apple or Grape and Watermelon! (LRPLI actually has nothing to do >with Colorific or Sanford-I just bought the Blueberry and Apple pack and they smell too good)

Tomoyo: The author spends hours sniffing erasers. This explains so much.

Sakura: Funny… I would’ve thought it was airplane glue.

>Little Rabbit Power & Light International 2002. Angelic Layer is part of CLAMP and no copyright infringement is intended in the making of this fanfiction. And >the LRPLI is not responsible for uncontrollable fits of laughter. (No matter how hard you laugh.)

Aeris:<author> Laugh, damn you! LAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!

Sakura: Well, guys?

Syaoran: The spelling and grammar were mostly tolerable, but the random, incomplete “thought” lines were annoying.

Tomoyo: The OOC moments far outweighed the IC ones.

Kero: Why is Misaki okay with Kotaru basically being a two-timing bastard? If Kotaru loves Misaki, why the hell is he on a date with Tamayo in the first place?

Aeris: And what was that Charter crap about?

Sakura: Good enough. Let’s beat it.

The bridge of the Satellite of Love was looking considerably more cluttered as Meiling and Yue set up an elaborate karaoke system. Sakura, Syaoran, Aeris and Kero wandered in.

“What’s going on here?” Sakura asked.

“Daidouji wanted to sing a song,” Meiling muttered dryly. “Next time she sets up the equipment.”

Just then, Tomoyo wandered in wearing he Goth look outfit from Silverlight’s ‘A Special Day’. She walked up to the stage while the others just stared incredulously.

“The hell...?” Yue began.

“Damn…” said Kero.

“This song is dedicated to all the fics we’ve read and all the angst we’ve felt in the theater,” said Tomoyo as she picked up a microphone.

The lights dimmed as the karaoke machine cued up ‘Going Under’ by Evanescence:

Tomoyo:<singing> Now I will tell you what I’ve done for you.

Fifty thousand fics I’ve read.

Reading, and screaming and tortured by you.

But you still won’t heeeeaaaaaar meeeeee.

(Going under…)

Don’t want your help this time, I’ll riff myself.

Maybe I’ll get through for once. (I’ll get through for once.)

Not tormented daily, by reading for you.

Just when I…. thought I’d reaaaached the bottom.

IIIIIIIIII’m…. riiiiifffffing again.

I’m going under. (I’m going under)

Drowning in fics. (Drowning in fics)

I’m reading forever. (Reading forever)

I just can’t take this!

I’m going under!

Blurring and stirring the plots and the riffs.

(So I don’t know what’s fic… ) So I don’t know what’s fic and what’s not. (So I don’t know what’s fic and what’s not….)

Plots are confusing and rot in my head.

And I can’t stand this spelling anymoooore.

IIIIIIIIII’m…. riiiiifffffing again.

I’m going under. (I’m going under)

Drowning in fics. (Drowning in fics)

I’m reading forever. (Reading forever)

I just can’t take this!

I’m going under!

So go on and scream!

This scream’s on me.

These fics are just so looong.

I’ve got to breathe,

But I keep going under.

IIIIIIIIII’m…. riiiiifffffing again.

I’m going under. (I’m going under)

Drowning in fics. (Drowning in fics)

I’m reading forever. (Reading forever)

I just can’t take this!

I’m going under! (Going under…)

Going under. (Drowning in fics…)

I’m going under!

As the song ended Sakura and the others just continued to stare.

“Damn…” Kero repeated.

DEEP 13

Eriol, Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun were also just standing there staring.

“Damn…” said Spinel Sun, echoing Kero.

“Daidouji, I think Meiling’s pen fell on the floor over there,” said Eriol. “Could you pick it up?”

Ruby Moon smacked him upside the head. “Hentai…” she muttered as she smacked the button.

THE REAL END

(Feel free to hum ‘Catch You, Catch Me’ as the credits roll.)

Well, I’m sorry it’s been so long. So many drafts of “Asuka Vs. Godzilla” got wiped out that finally I just finished this one. I also felt compelled to use a Final Fantasy fic sometime during Aeris’ stay. The Cloud yaoi material is from images drilled into my head by yaoi fangirl and fellow Fanshawe student Jayde Summers, whose website is now on our links list (and also created a brilliant link banner for CCST3K. ^-^).

As for the Evanescence parody… well, I couldn’t resist. (Goth Tomoyo returns! ^-^)

Until next time…

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

Season One:

1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

(Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

Season Two:

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy

20) Syaoran: Romeo… Not Really-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By Golden Eyed Dragon

Season Three:

21) Harry Potter And the Pantie Raiders-A Harry Potter Fic By Ice Blue X

22) The Unforgettable Promise-A Love Hina Fic By KenshinRC

23) To Find My Dad And Have A Family-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By MoshiMoshiQueen

24) Revolutionary Girl Asuka-A Neon Genesis Evangelion/Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Joyce K. Wakabayashi

25) A Dream Come True-A CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Crystalina Rhapsody Draco

26) The Only Constant-A Star Trek: The Next Generation Fic By Stephen Ratliff

27) The Lionel Dark Anthology-Card Captor Sakura(CardCaptors)/Lord Of The Rings Fics By Lionel Dark

(Signs That Say You’re Like Lionel Dark/ More Signs The You’re Like Elle/ The Scythe Carrier)

28) The Ranma ½ Cast Does CCS-A Ranma ½/CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Matthew Cline

29) Megamon X-A Pokemon/Megaman X Fic By Brock Shale

30) Hotaru Goes To Hogwarts-A Sailor Moon/Harry Potter Fic By Saturn Angels

Season Four:

31) The Bubblehead, The Jerk And The High School-A Sailor Moon/Gundam Wing Fic By Jayde Summers

(w/ short True Search-A Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By SparkleOfEnergyHeidi)

32) Find You Again-A Vision Of Escaflowne Fic By winged angel

33) The XXX Files-A Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Reanna R. King

34) First Release-A CardCaptor Sakura/Ranma ½ Fic By Wishbringer

35) Bubblegum Card-Ep. 3.1415-A Bubblegum Crisis/X-Men Fic By Kris Overstreet

36) The Black Hole-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker

37) If You Only Knew-An Angelic Layer Fic By LRPLI Little Rabbit

(w/ short Teaching Aeris-A Final Fantasy VII Fic By Sirius Dogstar)

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1) Why Not Make A Little Money While Surfing The Net

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3) Why RPGs Should Be Severely Censored And Devoid Of Character Development

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-Christmas Special-Under The Mistletoe/Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 1-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 2-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

-X-01: The Beginning-A Manga Translation By Tonghyun “Vajra” Kim and Edited By Iain Sinclair (MSTed with April Hamilton)

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Totally Spies Theater 3000:

Season One:

1) What If Meowth Was A Girl?-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker

2) Sailor Trigger-A Sailor Moon/Chrono Trigger Fic By Sailor Koban

(w/ short BB Hood’s Rampage-A DarkStalkers Fic By FlamingSmileyFace)

3) Believe-A Street Fighter Fic By Blackjack Gabianni

4) Beverly Hills Zombie-A Totally Spies Fic By Psychedelic Leviathan and The Fighting Jesus

>Tamayo smiled as she sighed and leaned against Kotaro, with a sigh that sounded dramatic. "Sure, my darling…"

Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its related characters and situations

reserved.

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